Professor Tickles (David Broome) is a professional tickler of ivories. He graduated suma cum laude from The University of Bubbles, with a major in Cat Tails. He lives in Brooklyn.
Sergeant Whiskers (Amir Khosrowpour) has been described as having "fingers of steel" (Los Angeles Times). He is a promoter of new American classical music, an improviser, a composer, a teacher and lecturer, and an all-around swell guy. His favorite pastime is to slap his black cat's back fat (this is not a euphamism).